30 Funniest Tweets Of The Day That Deserve A Little Of Your Remaining Attention
A good-sized portion of marriage is sitting in the same room, looking at your phones, until one of you says, “Check this out.”
Then you have to decide whether to read the tweet out loud or hand over the phone. Reading it yourself is a risk. You can hear halfway through that you sound ridiculous. Then she politely waits for a punchline accidentally delivered in the first sentence.
I prefer just sending her the screenshot. Let the original author handle the timing.
These are some of the funniest tweets we saw today, presented in writing so nobody has to hear me explain why they’re funny.
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