Twitter post by Lukas Battle about baking bread from scratch for a guest.

25 Funniest Tweets Of The Day, Because We Were Already On Our Phones Anyway

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I’m willing to take the trash out before leaving an Airbnb. I’ll even put the towels in a little pile. But there needs to be a clear point where the checkout instructions become someone else’s job.

Apparently, Airbnb agrees. The company announced new rules this week limiting checkout chores like stripping beds and washing dishes for reservations booked on or after November 20. A promising development for anyone who’s ever paid a cleaning fee and then been assigned homework.

That makes the tweet in today’s batch about being asked to bake bread for the next guest especially funny. If someone’s breakfast depends on my ability to bake bread, we’re all getting a bad review.

There’s plenty more in today’s funniest tweets, including other people doing their best to get through ordinary situations without being given additional responsibilities. I support them.

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Tweet about cooking at home to save money, spending $45 on ingredients for a $9 burrito.
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Prello's tweet about flu season and people getting the flu shot.
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Kristen's tweet listing places she could afford to go this year: Home, Work.
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Meghan's tweet about her kid's backpack being heavy on the way to school.
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A tweet by Ari about post office problems and history.
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Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before.
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Tweet by Lukas Battle about baking bread from scratch during an Airbnb stay.
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Lloyd Legalist's tweet with a Krispy Kreme truck and a sign saying no cash on board.
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Tweet from @HeroDividend about holding wife's hand at Costco.
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10.

Emo Philips's tweet says 'those are not my best hours' in response to Elara Raven's tweet about how.
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11.

Twitter post about thinking being 37 for a year due to a birthday card.
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12.

Tweet about graphic designer rejected by his dream art school with an image of a stylized falcon.
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Tweet by sixfootcandy about Los Angeles and rain.
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Annie Hatfield's tweet about a ransom note in a house sale offer.
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15.

Person with glasses and a cap holding a large chocolate cake in a car.
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16.

Shannon's tweet about preferring pond water over sharing fun facts.
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17.

Text message conversation about a depressing movie and wanting to see a face.
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18.

Twitter post about opening a packet of ham using the corner marked open here.
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19.

Twitter post about checking meds after swallowing an AirPod.
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20.

A cat standing on its hind legs reaching into a refrigerator filled with food and condiments.
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21.

Tweet about Akon trying to find words to describe a girl without disrespecting her.
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22.

Twitter conversation about dating and seasons with a cat profile picture.
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23.

Two men in formal suits at an event, one with a black suit and the other with a dark gray suit.
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24.

Tweet by erin chack about her birthday feeling like a celebrity.
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25.

Twitter conversation about talking to boys, with emojis and humorous tone.
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