Everything must go! Nothing held back! Extremely slow children playing sign with 5 speed limit.

35 Poorly Written Signs That Left People With More Questions Than Answers

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I’ll read a confusing sign three or four times before I consider that the person who wrote it might be the problem. My default assumption is that I’ve temporarily forgotten how English works. Someone printed this out and attached it to a wall. Surely they know what they’re talking about.

Some people put whatever words they want in whatever order they want, and now I’m standing outside a bathroom trying to figure out whether I’m allowed inside.

These poorly written signs could’ve used another set of eyes before going up. Or at least someone willing to ask, “What exactly are we trying to say here?”

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5 extremely slow children playing sign at park entrance.
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Everything nothing must go! held back poster window sign.
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Life fast. If you don't stop look around one in while you did it!.
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Sign on restaurant window reads: 'Kyle got Jenny pregnant on the prep table. We closed' with visible.
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No gain, no pain poster on a wall with smiley faces within N letters.
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When I dip you we dip dip - chalk drawing on a chalkboard with a bowl and a slice.

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It's Not Okay To Okay It’s Not Okay To Okay - handwritten colorful letters on white cards arranged.
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Please don’t break the window. The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music.
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Sorry, we don’t over $20 bills accept.
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Italian wine bar good wine with pizza signage on glass door.
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TORTIYAHS 2/$5.00 sign on store shelf with snack bags in background.
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Start your day first - a coffee shop counter with the sign 'Start your day but first a coffee' and a.
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You've friend got in me sign on yellow carnival ride with silhouette and colorful lights.
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In case of cyberattack, break glass and pull cables.
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Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying! sign protesting environmental denial.
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Bubbles Adult Nightclub sign with circled text reading '20 BEAUTIFUL LADIES 39 SEXY LEGS'.
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Climate Masters, Inc. storefront with large window signs reading WE FIX and BAD JOBS along a street.
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Gelman Law sign with slogan: Just Because You Did It Doesn't Mean You're Guilty, 856.433.1818.
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Please Do Not Feed The Birds... They are uncivilized They will POOP on you Thank you.
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RIMASS Construcciones sign hanging on building exterior with blue text on black background.
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Keep HONKINGI! I have a clowf fetish, and I am very close!.
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Keep gate closed sign on chain-link fence in grassy yard.
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Sleep Inn & Suites sign with purple logo, outdoor signboard reading INDOOR-POO? RIVER in a hotel lot.
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Caution sign on a wall: To reduce the risk of injury, do not tell me how to do my job, with a stick-.
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Onlypants store on a narrow street with white tiled facade and red seating area outside.
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White cargo van with broken rear window and handwritten graffiti on side reading: IFURDE 1 Hoo Brake.
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Dont give up - believe God!!.
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Dont Bees Open Outside sign hanging from a wooden post in a garden area.
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Fuel price sign showing 2.19 (currency not specified) with a cloudy sky and utility lines nearby.
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We never ever freeze beef always.
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Don’t Display Eat It Only! sign in yellow with bold black letters; gyoza on slate behind.
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Sign reads 'GAME OVER CANCER' with ribbon icons, celebratory symbols and messages like 'WE WON' in a.

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It's Not Fall unless you've had pumpkin spice and a shot.
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Don't ring the bell if you are afraid, be brave with the system.
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Crossing sign with 'Bang Head Here' instruction on a circular target and 'Stress Reduction' text, on.
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