31 Funniest Tweets Of The Day For Another Afternoon Of Getting Distracted
I’m jealous of anyone who can stay focused this close to Halloween. I gotta work while someone in my neighborhood is figuring out how to attach a twelve-foot skeleton to their roof. One of us is making memories.
I always think I’d get more into decorating if I had the space. Somewhere in an alternate universe, I have a big yard and an impressive Halloween display. In this current reality, I’m hoping the candy I bought makes it to Saturday. For now, I’m enjoying everyone else’s seasonal decisions, costumes, and regular everyday problems.
These are the funniest tweets I came across today, collected during several breaks that probably could’ve been one break.
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