30 Funny Halloween Tweets To Enjoy Before You Turn Off The Porch Light
Halloween is here, which means whatever costume you currently have is probably the one you’re wearing.
I like that Halloween gives adults permission to be ridiculous. You can walk into Walgreens dressed as a hot dog, buy antacids, and nobody needs an explanation. The candy prices are getting harder to justify, though. I want to be the house with the good candy, but I also want to retire someday.
Before the doorbell starts ringing and someone asks what you’re supposed to be, enjoy these last-minute funny Halloween tweets from people making the most of the holiday.
Happy Halloween, everyone! We hope you make it a fun one.
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