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25 Funniest Tweets Of The Day, Because The Internet Had Plenty To Say

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We share the funniest tweets we see daily here at Pleated-Jeans, but today was a bit different. Typically, it’s random funny stuff, thoughts and jokes, and not often political. But I’m sure you know by now that last night’s election was all Twitter was talking about.

Most of these jokes are about life after the midterm election, but I’ve sprinkled in some of the random funny ones I saw, too. We already did a post about funny election tweets, but there are just too many, and they keep coming. Apparently, nobody on that website had work to do today.

Either way, they were pretty funny today.

1.

Chick Fil A now open Sundays for Drag Brunch.
via twitter

2.

Friends? Of course I have friends. We send each other memes every couple of weeks and make plans to.
via twitter

3.

Nah sorry, man. can’t come out tonight. i just lit a candle not too long ago and if i put it out now.
via twitter

4.

Jemele Hill tweet: Anybody know when Shakira law starts? I need to warm up my hips.
via twitter

5.

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number.
via twitter

6.

My therapist brought up boundaries just as I was playing with his hair.
via twitter

7.

This blue tsunami is so severe that ted cruz is already in cancun.
via twitter

8.

A tweet by Hollie Harris about a banned form of torture listening to a child talk in excruciatingly.
via twitter

9.

Lindsey OK tweet about: Now is the funniest time ever to read the worst person you went to high shoo.
via twitter

10.

I just put a cardboard box in the recycling bin without flattening it first, so yes, I am currently—.
via twitter

11.

Jack @GayLaVie: WOAH Google that was fast!!!! (screenshot of a map with a blue water area showing ‘L.
via twitter

12.

Our local production of Annie might have more karate than the source material, but give the people什么.
via twitter

13.

Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see.
via twitter

14.

She was rare, like maintaining a clean shirt after eating a pasta dish.
via twitter

15.

They’re called The Founding Mothers now.
via twitter

16.

My 6 year old just yelled "mom! I need help! There’s smoke in the shower!" Turns out, my child just….
via twitter

17.

Dc having no statehood and voting on foie gras during midterms feels like when you give the toddler.
via twitter

18.

It's crazy that candy gives you diabetes because when you're eating it it feels like it's helping你你你.
via twitter

19.

The NBA is now the Nonbinary Basketball Association please move accordingly.
via twitter

20.

The Real Rodney Lacroix tweet: I opened my mailbox and there wasn't a single political mailer inside.
via twitter

21.

You're laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to be replaced with the Halal Chicken ShawarmaBurger.
via twitter

22.

Karen McGee tweet: Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?.
via twitter

23.

It's interesting, the tweets @ThankYouNewJoe They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classro.
via twitter

24.

Scrambling to find my covid vax card.
via twitter

25.

Just failed no nut November after watching these midterm results.
via twitter