Hate when the lightbulb in my oven dies and then I gotta get another oven.

30 Funniest Tweets Of The Day That Put All That Scrolling To Good Use

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Sending someone a funny tweet counts as keeping in touch. I’m not always gonna ask how your week is going, but I will send you something at 2:14 p.m. with no explanation. That means I’m thinking about you.

The tricky part is knowing which jokes belong in which group text. Some people appreciate a weird observation. Then there are the ones who need something relatable. I also have a handful of friends who require an entire setup and background explanation, and at that point, I just delete the message before I even send it.

Today’s funniest tweets gave me plenty to work with. There are everyday complaints, ridiculous thoughts, and a few people making excellent use of the tiny inconveniences that usually just make me sigh.

Here are the best ones worth passing along.

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In the ruins of civilization there will still be birds flying around inside home depot.
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Every shopping cart I pick has one bad wheel because apparently I need to be in charge of one more?.
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Walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry,.
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4.

Irl star catcher tweet about a baby running around in a cafe, baby screaming, mom says they don’t’/s.
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How it feels to be the person who books the tickets for the A-Lister Entourage: man in blue shirt,-t.
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Alison Burke tweet: Hate when the lightbulb in my oven dies and then I gotta get another oven.
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Nothing tests my emotional stability quite like having to log into a streaming app on an actual TV.
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Me on my way to open thanksgiving dinner with a land acknowledgment.
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Tweet by Mamello Felicia: My ideal job is being the bay leaf in soup. Minimal effort, still esencial.
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10.

Reading a book and coming across a character's name that you don't know how to pronounce, so for the.
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Man with long beard posing in front of a painting at an art museum, a crowd taking photos.
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12.

The Working Families Party has the worst name of any political party ever. I hate Working and I hate.
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13.

One day a man will try to make you watch his favorite little youtube video & it’s very.
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14.

Tweet from natblank0s: "i got that dawg in me" image showing a humorous dog meme in a tweet style.
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15.

Reject gen-AI posters, embrace cafe open chalkboard sign outside cafe on pavement.
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16.

Plato: *slaps cave* this bad boy can fit so many allegories in it.
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17.

Really been getting into ordering pizza by calling the pizza place and then paying cash instead ofDo.
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18.

When I die, I want a crank on the side of my casket that plays the Jack in the Box song, just to see.
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19.

You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense you need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punis.
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20.

Me at 22 asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
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21.

Mariana Z tweet: My dentist told me 'This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?' I said 'Yes, I'm,.
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22.

Tweet by @yikingtons: Boyfriend referred to my rack as me “harboring hugitives”. He will make an PMF.
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23.

Cannot stop laughing about this one bowl chocolate cake review.
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24.

Mo Mohler tweet about nuclear weapons and grocery checkout having three different transactions.
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25.

Keisha Lance Bottoms mimosas coming to brunch this Sunday tweet.
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26.

User expresses anger after reading a comment about someone saying 'well said' under a视频.
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27.

Tanisha Long tweet about describing the Electoral College as DEI for rural voters to get rid of it.
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28.

My gay friend that lives with his fiancée sent this and i guess woke 3.0 really got to me because i.
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29.

White people be like i’m giving my dog power of attorney.
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30.

Adriana Porter Felt tweet about putting 19 USB-C cables in her bag to avoid not having a charger.
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