Sam Henni Gold tweet screenshot about Lime tortilla chip tastes like industrial accident.

30 Funniest Tweets Of The Day To End Your Monday On A High Note

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I have more opinions about tortilla chips than I do about most of the things I’m supposed to have opinions about as an adult. Ask me what kind of health insurance I have, and I’ll need to find my wallet. Ask me which chips I’m bringing to a party, and I can tell you what aisle they’re in.

That’s my favorite thing about a good tweet. Somebody will put more thought into a bag of chips than I put into buying a car, and then the next thing you know, I’m writing about it in a post.

Here are the funniest tweets I saw today. A pretty good way to call it a Monday, if you ask me.

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Max tweet by @Gottalovemax: if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I.
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Quoted tweet by Amelia about a call being recorded for quality assurance and addressing the lastfour.
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Three year old sitting in a bathtub, lost in thought, reply: and she said Batman.
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Just put up the tree - photo of a decorated Christmas tree in a bag at the base of a corner.
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Sam Henr i Gold tweet about lime chip misnaming; large quote text in a white box bordered by light蓝.
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I just looked at my laugh lines in the mirror and I genuinely do not remember anything being that hI.
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Probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a.
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I need it Madison Wisconsin sweatshirt image from a tweet.
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I'm really into older guys. Me: (trying to impress her) Would you like a Werther’s Original?.
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a JBL speaker is a good guy with a JBL speaker.
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11.

I don’t smoke but I still wanted to be a part of the picture.
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12.

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're blurred.
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JT @tallboythinlegs having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism.
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Buffalo Bro tweet: 2026 and we still don't have protein NyQuil. Guess it's [redacted] me then.
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Eli black lives matter tweet shows a comparison card: Hardcover $997.77 Used and Paperback $17.95 +.
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Andrew Kaczynski tweet: Millennial Congress means that every single bill needs to end with LOL.
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17.

I bought these expensive freezedried treats for my obese cat as a reward for losing weight and she拒绝.
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18.

Went to a bar asked for a hot today and the bartender went we don’t have that Also it’s not even hot.
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19.

In my pregnant ear — oversized tumbler with yellow text on white background reading 'IN MY PREGNANT'.
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Bob Golen tweet: My friends the Levys threw a party but there was no alcohol I drove my Chevy to the.
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21.

This woman’s handbag in the theatre, visible behind seating, with other audience members nearby.
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22.

Tweet message about not understanding text in group chat and deciding to fire react because love you.
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Peter lane tweet: they’re saying the new starbucks braised short rib grilled cheese is made out of t.
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24.

Tweet by Areebah: Slept for 9 hours straight and 1 hour lesbian.
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Tweet by Phillygirl reads: Every night around 10:30 pm I realize it’s only 6:00pm.
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26.

I love being home, in oversized clothes, looking ugly in peace.
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27.

You're not paranoid if they're really after you — view through a car rear-view mirror with a road in.
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28.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please stop saying “Bear with me” if you don’t actually have.
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Gas station dream girl tweet: Earlier someone said nice camo jacket. I said what jacket. They didn’t.
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30.

Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a litt.
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