27 Marriage Tweets From Funny Wives Who Have Plenty To Say About Their Husbands
There’s a reason all the stereotypes about marriage, and husbands in particular, are funny. It’s because they’re true. Mostly, anyway. I’m not like that or anything. Cough, cough.
My wife doesn’t tweet, but I’m sure if she did, most of them would be about me going to the grocery store and sending her pictures of everything to make sure I’m buying the right thing. You know, instead of just reading the list we made together.
These wives do tweet about their husbands, and I’m starting to think my wife’s lack of an account is the only thing protecting me.
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