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25 Funniest Tweets That Made Today A Little Better

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What’s the opposite of doomscrolling? Whatever that is, I’m trying to do more of it. Twitter is still a cesspool, but people are still funny, so I just can’t resist scrolling.

I want to spend less time on my phone, but then somebody posts something funny, and I have to send it to my wife. Then she sends me something back, and now I’m in a conversation. It would be rude to leave.

That’s how I’m choosing to look at it, anyway. I found these funny tweets today, so at least some good came out of all that scrolling. Hopefully, you’ll find a few worth passing along, too.

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Tweet by Stelynn about loving cute 'your bill is now due' texts.
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Mo Mohler tweet about hurricane not hitting Florida and eating toilet paper.
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Dog looking over land with a scenic view, caption about legal land acquisition with pee.
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Janel Comeau's tweet about kids believing things were stable 15 years ago.
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A tweet from femiiiii. about loving sleep, staying up late, regretting it, and doing it again.
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6.

Retro lady shaped toothbrush next to its box on a checkered surface.
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Flight's oversold they're offering $300 I'm yelling at everyone to stay seated they need to getthose.
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8.

Dakota Johnson dressed like a plot twist in a large, pleated, fan-like costume.
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9.

Woman smiling in kitchen with berries and supplements on counter.
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10.

First dates are tricky I never know if I'm talking about 9/11 enough.
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11.

A crocheted stuffed animal resembling an octopus on a wooden surface.
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Tweet by ashley ray about losing a load-bearing coworker.
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Two photos of a jelly-filled snack, one showing the snack whole and the other bitten into.
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14.

Green truck with Domino's pizza box on the back at night.
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15.

Caffeine addiction being basically harmless is one of life's little miracles.
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16.

A collage of four images showing a lunchbox with various snacks and a pink marshmallow treat.
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17.

Tweet by erika about living in Vermont and wearing a flannel.
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18.

Food spilled on car seat with a bowl of noodles, chicken, and a drink.
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19.

A tweet by eric curtin about chipotle employee asking burrito or bowl.
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21.

Funny tweet about things never to trust, including a man, weather app, chat, and clothes hanger.
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22.

Instagram post about liking an old photo and not stalking.
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24.

Twitter post about approaching white girls and making them cry.
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25.

Funny tweet about licking fingers to turn a book page.
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