1988 Wisdom graviton exit entrance signs with tickets and lights at an amusement ride.

30 Facebook Marketplace Listings That Belong In A Museum Of Bad Decisions

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My favorite part of Facebook Marketplace is learning what people think their stuff is worth. I wish I had that kind of confidence. I struggle to ask someone to pay me back $12, and there are people out here pricing their disgusting used furniture like it’s a luxury brand.

I also love the phrase “serious inquiries only.” You’ve posted something that requires several follow-up questions, and I’m already in trouble for asking them.

These funny Facebook Marketplace listings deserve to be preserved for future generations. Someday, historians should know what we were trying to sell each other. Preferably with the original asking price attached, because that’s usually where the real mystery begins.

1.

Victorian Baby Yeet Machine with wooden rails and curved frame in a restored condition.
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2.

Gently used drunk wife cart.
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3.

Human Sized Cockroach displayed on a yellow couch in a showroom.
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4.

Water bed floating in a pond among trees, mirror-like water reflecting branches and sky.
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5.

Tanning bed with open bed and empty bulbs rack in a bedroom corner.
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1901 Ford Something on rusted chassis with four wheels in a barren field.
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7.

Beautiful Canopy bed with upholstered headboard and modern frame in a bright room.
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8.

Abbi - Mexican Eagle solid brass belt buckle with conversation bubbles about price on dark Messenger.
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Bed Frame Twin XI Wood in a workshop with red X-brace and black frame.
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10.

2025 Tesla Cybertruck Fresh listing on marketplace with aluminum body and flatbed, parked outdoors.
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11.

A dark chat conversation preview showing a profile named Xavier • 2009 Honda Accord LX-P Sedan 4D, a.
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12.

ChatGPT offline version for sale disc with handwritten label.
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13.

14k white gold engagement ring with diamonds on top, shown on fabric.
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14.

Man in blue shirt holding three screwdrivers with surprised expression.
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15.

Conversation screenshot showing a chat with Kenny - Dell monitor; blue chat bubbles express inquiry:.
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16.

DJ booth made from stacked pallets with turquoise crates, placed on a wooden platform near a brick/s.
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17.

Recliner with a dark stain on light gray upholstery.
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18.

Someone holding multiple 20-dollar bills fanned out in a casual setting.
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19.

1988 Wisdom graviton ride entrance with neon lights, exit and entrance signs at front.
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20.

Conversation screenshot showing a chat between Esteban and another user about the price of a 12 inch.
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21.

Sad, Self Portrait with Purple Hijab, watercolor background, painted face with neutral expression.
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22.

Cameron - Dresser message preview in chat showing a conversation about dimensions; dark background,蓝.
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23.

Dramatic painting of an aircraft on fire with flames and smoke, runway scene, city skyline in the背景.
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24.

2019 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Coupe front with hood open in parking lot.
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25.

Adam • Cricut Joy Xtra + Starter Bundle conversation screenshot with messages about a deal and cash/.
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26.

Gay pride ceiling fan with multicolored blades and hanging drops, mounted to a white tiled ceiling.
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27.

Tesla cybertruck for kids with black glossy hood and gray body, parked in driveway with toys nearby.
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28.

Collision scene on highway with a damaged silver 2001 Chevrolet Silverado extended cab and debris on.
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29.

Custom reupholstered NIKE couch visible with light upholstery and stitched armrest panel.
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30.

Man wearing cap kissing woman on the lips; both face angled, woman wearing necklace.
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