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25 Funny Parent-Teacher Conference Tweets From Adults Who Also Feel Like They’re In Trouble

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My wife and I are expecting our first baby, so I’m still thinking about the early stuff. Diapers. Car seats. Whether I’ll ever finish a cup of coffee while it’s hot again.

I hadn’t given much thought to eventually sitting across from a teacher who knows things about my household that I didn’t authorize for release.

That seems to be a big part of parent-teacher conferences. You show up to ask about reading, and somewhere in the back of your mind, you’re wondering what your kid contributed to the class discussion about your life. I’d like to think I’ll be relaxed about it. I also still feel like I’m in trouble when someone notices me leaving a store without buying anything.

These funny parent-teacher conference tweets are giving me a useful parenting preview. Apparently, you can graduate, get married, have a kid, and still be nervous about talking to a teacher.

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So last night I told Junie, today I have parent teacher conference. I said, “is there anything you w.
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Not sure why the school supplies list included a pack of blue painter’s tape but I do know that my….
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Teacher: What do you hope your son never loses? My Ex: His kindness Me:.
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I told Luna I have parent teacher conference tomorrow and she said “I love you mom. Everything is l.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix tweet about parent/teacher conference day: two hours to explain a lot look.
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Your parent-teacher conference is coming up. 6-year-old: Oh. Me: Is the anything I should know?.
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Laura Marie tweet about 8-year-old daughter story at school: 'got mad at daddy' and 'yelled all the.
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Teacher Conference meme: dialogue about spice being the basis for galactic civilization and a pokees.
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“I have to go to the 9y.o’s teacher conference tonight.” Husband: “I’m doing bedtime? I’d rather.
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I'm counting this parent-teacher conference as a date night.
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You can tell it's their first parent teacher conference because the Mom looks like she's going to be.
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First graders are so random. They will come up to you in class and say, “My mom likes to smell my st.
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Be the dad you pretend to be at parent teacher conference night.
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As a parent, have you ever gone to a parent teacher conference and felt like you didn’t get a very h.
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I had a parent-teacher conference today and I’m glad that my son’s teacher agreed with me: we’re all.
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My Son Is Definitely Mine, Vol. ? At today’s parent teacher conference, @VAMNIt was informed that my.
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6yo: Mommy, I had to correct my teacher on pronunciation today. Me: *muttering* OH, good that will a.
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My gift to my husband is to not tweet about how he scheduled a parent teacher conference on Valentin.
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Is there anything you want to tell me before your parent teacher conference today? 8: *conducts/.
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Ashley Winter MD || Urologist: My 10 month old's school is holding parent teacher conference today.
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What’s the appropriate amount to bribe the teacher when attending your first parent teacher conferen.
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Me yelling down to my wife: "Honey, should I wear the Saw, Friday the 13th, House by the Cemetery, 2.
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I LOVE parent teacher conference day.. it’s just a whole day of other people bragging about my kids.
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Alli Girl tweets about getting the 6:15pm parent-teacher conference time slot.
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The number of steps involved to sign up for a half hour parent teacher conference is absolutely send.
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