35 Funny Marriage Tweets That Prove Love Is Mostly Just Annoying Each Other
Marriage is a beautiful thing. You get to spend the rest of your life with your best friend and build a future around disagreeing about how to load the dishwasher.
I’ve been married long enough to realize that a surprising amount of it involves discussing things neither of us ever imagined we’d have strong opinions about.
And somehow, despite all of that, it’s still pretty great.
These funny marriage tweets capture the little arguments, weird habits, and everyday moments that make having a spouse both wonderful and occasionally exhausting. If you’re married, at least a few of these are going to sound familiar.
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