31 Funny Tweets That Deserve A Spot In This Week’s Highlight Reel
I would like a little credit for every purchase I almost made this week. There’s no receipt for deciding you don’t need something, but there should be. I closed several tabs. That’s financial discipline.
That’s about where I’m setting the bar this weekend. A few small accomplishments, something good to eat, and no errands.
I also saved these funny tweets throughout the week, which gives all that time on my phone a purpose. Here are some of the highlights worth catching up on while we decide whether today needs pants with a button.
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