15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Please enjoy this distraction from the world.
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA
— chip malfunction (@online_shawn) July 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/473506222411239424
https://twitter.com/NicCageMatch/status/786367654479048704
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/785995298996756480
im watching a documentary about punk rock and can't think of many things less punk rock than doing that
— Sad Tiger (@SaddestTiger) January 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/fro_vo/status/785513880097140736
the baptisms at this place are wild pic.twitter.com/82eR8ZOfmA
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) October 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/739292880762593280
https://twitter.com/NoTheOtherJohn/status/633401410667679745
(making small talk with my boss as we leave the office on a friday) so do u micromanage ur family on the weekends
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) September 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/585148107219939329
https://twitter.com/themiltron/status/742387268078448640
https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/717043394204160001
Naming my Wifi network "Dad" because it never connects.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/trumpetcake/status/539121913792974849