15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
15 tweets. To be taken visually. Consult your doctor if they don’t induce laughter.
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/863775122301341696
Last party I was at had 7 dads. The sheer deck building power in the room was palpable.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) July 7, 2013
if you get a lap dance, remember: there's a thin layer of flesh and cartilage between you and a gyrating skeleton full of turds on your lap
— several onions (@Amusitr0n) May 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/walruslifestyle/status/848745034623184896
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/861506946322624513
the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
— deg (@degg) October 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/859831797735206912
before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
— elon mustard (@nice_mustard) July 18, 2012
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/859534244795879425
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/441345411479924736
https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/838744222102609920
https://twitter.com/thecatamites/status/701398416753082368
https://twitter.com/TheWoodenslurpy/status/622094987497332737
Guy: What do you do?
Me: I tell jokes on Twitter
G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself?
Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes— Line Art Lionheart (@notalogin) August 11, 2016