15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

I hope you like tweets, because I got you these 15 great ones, and if you don’t read them I’ll just have to throw them out. There are less fortunate people out there who would love to read these tweets. Just saying.

1.

https://twitter.com/Leemanish/status/666660912024018944

2.

https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/525112904803426305

3.

https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/722076779146403840

4.

https://twitter.com/GloriaFallon123/status/911355935481884677

5.

Me, 6 am to 10:30 pm — "I'm so tired."

Me, 11 pm — "I can't sleep."

— Jessie 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) September 14, 2017

6.

Once every ten years a traffic light will turn blue. There are 7 drivers who know what to do.

— moonwolf 3 (@malt_skull) August 3, 2017

7.

Wind chimes, but it's hot dogs. The soothing sound of wind meat

— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) September 25, 2017

8.

https://twitter.com/Barknado69/status/815783497491156992

9.

[being buried alive]

murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly

— marf (@MarfSalvador) September 27, 2017

10.

Age 10: I'm going to be a rockstar
Age 20: I might learn an instrument someday
Age 30: I hope a piano lands on me

— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) August 9, 2017

11.

https://twitter.com/novixv/status/718631838827352064

12.

https://twitter.com/TheTimmyToes/status/601983311020331009

13.

"Congrats" is my favorite because it says "I'm happy for you, but not happy enough to write a 15 letter word. Let's not get crazy"

— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) May 12, 2016

14.

https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/717167386588278785

15.

https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/592169335667486720
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