15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
I’ve been on twitter for years and it never ceases to amaze me how every week I can find 15 new and amazing tweets to share with you guys.
1.
https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/685632235857408001
2.
https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/923019102368669696
3.
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do— brent (@murrman5) October 15, 2017
4.
https://twitter.com/d_duhwit/status/924302468619612162
5.
https://twitter.com/ElSangito/status/497089838219132928
6.
https://twitter.com/ChelseaSFrank/status/893156455586512896
7.
hate ppl knocking on my door. in 2016 we have all this technology and u're bangin ur filthy flesh nubs on walls like some kinda cave animal
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) April 12, 2016
8.
https://twitter.com/themiltron/status/633108491230691328
9.
https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/925790587780964352
10.
♫ Hey now
You're a sports car
Put the top down
Go raaace
Hey now
Parallel park
Use your signals
Be saaafe
And I just got a divorce ♫— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) March 4, 2015
11.
https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/900416256695607296
12.
*there's a knock at Tony Hawk's door*
"TRICK OR TREAT"
*Tony's eyes light up*
"a trick eh?"
"sir we just want candy"
"TO THE HALF PIPE"— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) October 31, 2013
13.
https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/918098020201353217
14.
Meanwhile at Wayne Industries…
'Hey anyone else think it's weird we make so much batman stuff here'
— RollmanInOz (@Rollmaninoz) September 13, 2017
15.
https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/880501457740496901