15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
You almost missed them, but lucky for you I found the best tweets and put them in here. What would you do without me?
1.
https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/1162129205582110720
2.
I’ve never lost my virginity, because I never lose 😤
— GORDO (@GordoSZN) August 19, 2019
3.
Wake up nerds it’s time to sin
— Satan (@s8n) August 19, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1163160156332417024
5.
When you're watching the second round of the NBA Draft. pic.twitter.com/LSEr1nQlqe
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) August 16, 2019
6.
Dwayne Johnson just got married and if his wife didn't say "you are my Rock" in her vows then what was even the point
— online moose 🦌 (@tiemoose) August 20, 2019
7.
“Eat the rich”:
-gross
-kinda weird
-don’t know where they’ve been“Use the rich as fertilizer”:
-good for the environment
-still menacing
-everyone loves wood chippers— they/them might be giants ☭ (@babadookspinoza) August 22, 2019
8.
Baby carrots implies that carrots be fuckin
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) August 22, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/Bregosaurus/status/1163990995446448128
10.
minecraft? no babe *grabs hand* it’s ourcraft
— duo (@duolingous) August 18, 2019
11.
OoOoOoH the Zodiac Killer, so scary. Are you going to kill me with astrology whoa that’s a big knife-
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 18, 2019
12.
hot girl summer is over, make way for crab boy winter. scuttle about sideways. wave that one terrible big claw around. disgusting
— Dee (@figgled) August 22, 2019
13.
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1163627657373847552
14.
https://twitter.com/Trisarahjtops/status/1163721240273489920
15.
[first day at mcdonalds]
guy: can i get a large fry
me: you mean like a potato
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) February 22, 2019