Wash Down That Entire Box Of Girl Scout Cookies With Some Jokes (26 Tweets)

It’s that time of year again. Those little terrorists are at it again. I’ve consumed over a billion calories this moth thanks to them. They got me at the grocery store. They got me at the bank. The got me at the pot dispensary big time.

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