23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week
While Mike Primavera already does a pretty damn good job with his coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what fire the funny ladies of the Tweeter brought this week.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1253365765144797185
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https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/1253697737662619650
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got a fridge full of bullshit leftovers i loathe and resent
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 22, 2020
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The existence of the meatball sub implies that there also exists a meatball dom pic.twitter.com/kCiHCUnstE
— linds (@Lwowwy) April 21, 2020
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https://twitter.com/kochsister/status/1254150786113851399
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https://twitter.com/andlikelaura/status/1253666867761172480
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MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
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https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1254132253057220609
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https://twitter.com/yungsaat/status/1252472053170610177
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Old McDonald’s: now a farm https://t.co/2hCIGAaEhE
— hot mystic piss (@Mrs_Foo_Cough) April 21, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1254140429437526016
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i’m in my landlord’s contacts as “freak on a lease”
— lily ebbott-burg (@user2r17gbxnge) April 20, 2020
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whether it's real or not, I do not care if ur kid said something inspiring. I DO care about the stuff they say that's straight up batshit. when my brother was 3 he thought blood was made of tiny crabs and they controlled hugs and he couldn't hug a lot bc the crabs would get tired
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) April 21, 2020
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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1251907571037794304
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https://twitter.com/corrinedowlin/status/1250897326266372097
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https://twitter.com/FloraEGill/status/1252889529763147777
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Did the virus write this? https://t.co/3AigQuF1aL
— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein) April 20, 2020
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https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/1253559265647681536
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Long as my job have tissue my house has tissue 🙃🤷🏾♀️ pic.twitter.com/bqYgoaGumu
— 🤍 (@RichhNish) April 19, 2020
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Good morning! Bring your B game today nobody cares!
— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) September 20, 2015