Sensing Some Strong "Two Weeks Notice" Energy From These Employees (35 Job Fails)

“Not My Job” is a place with endless examples of people putting in the least amount of effort at their job. I’ve had many coworkers in the past who also cared so little about the quality of their work. I’m just glad job fails at least funny because I’d fire them on the spot if I could.

We all know that feeling when you’ve already put in your two weeks notice at a job and you just aren’t feeling it anymore. It’s like if Friday lasted 14 days. Well, that’s only fun when you’re the person who is quitting.

Lazy coworkers are the worst because you end up picking up their slack if they show up with “not my job” energy. I used to deliver pizza and one of the other drivers would disappear for hours at a time while out on deliveries. She would call into work and eventually just not show up sometimes. She said her daughter went into labor. Valid excuse.

Well, 2 months later she was still not showing up sometimes and she said her daughter was still in labor. We found out she doesn’t even have a daughter. I was so shocked that they still let her slide on these excuses. I’d rather work at any one of these places. At least their coworkers are probably funny.