Tweets

Arguably the finest collection of funny tweets outside of Twitter itself, and possibly even better than Twitter because at least here you don’t have to read all the other garbage. No filler, just funny tweets.

We’re Big Fans Of @thombodytolove And We Think You Will Be Too (23 Tweets)
ByMike July 25, 2020July 30, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
ByMike July 24, 2020July 25, 2025
“What Does Your High School Bully Do Now?”—32 Tweets
ByPleated Jeans July 22, 2020November 26, 2021
Cakes With Threatening Auras (23 Pics)
ByJason Mustian July 20, 2020
Jellyfish, Manhood, And Shame: A Twitter Thread
ByMike July 20, 2020August 10, 2020
23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)
ByHannah July 19, 2020August 11, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
ByMike July 17, 2020July 18, 2020
“Prehistoric Giants” Conspiracy Theory Gets Roasted Just Like It Should (18 Pics)
ByHannah July 16, 2020August 11, 2020
People Are Dumping On Movies The Internet Overhyped (25 Pics)
ByNate July 14, 2020July 14, 2020
Nursing Home Recreates Classic Album Covers During Lockdown (12 Pics)
ByHannah July 12, 2020July 15, 2020
23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)
ByHannah July 12, 2020July 13, 2020
Parody Account Shows What It’d Be Like If Jurassic Park Had A Twitter Page (17 Tweets)
ByMike July 10, 2020July 15, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
ByMike July 10, 2020
Comedian’s Story About Trying To Steal His Neighbor’s Cable Goes Viral (15 Pics)
ByNate July 9, 2020July 16, 2020
What Were Inventors Thinking When They Came Up With Their Inventions? (15 Tweets)
ByMike July 7, 2020July 16, 2020
23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)
ByHannah July 5, 2020July 26, 2020
25 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
ByMike July 3, 2020
Strict Parents, Weird Rules — A Twitter Thread (24 Tweets)
ByNate July 2, 2020July 20, 2020
“What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?” –– A Twitter Thread
ByNate July 2, 2020July 5, 2020
The “I Know A Spot” Meme Drags Anyone And Everyone (39 Tweets)
ByAimée July 1, 2020July 1, 2020
Band Name Suggestions For “Ken And Karen” –– A Twitter Thread (18 Tweets)
ByNate July 1, 2020July 2, 2020
“What’s Something You’ve Said Recently That Would Make No Sense In 2019” (21 Tweets)
ByNate July 1, 2020July 3, 2020
Writer Shares Heartwarming Story About Carl Reiner And His Father
ByMike July 1, 2020July 4, 2020
People Are Sharing Wealth Indicators From When They Were Kids (15 Tweets)
ByHannah June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
There’s A Whole Twitter Account That Parodies Empty Apologies From Male Comedians (20 Tweets)
ByHannah June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
“Ken And Karen” Point Guns At Protestors Outside Their Home, Get Instantly Meme’d (34 Tweets)
ByAimée June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
Entitled Couple Gets Roasted For Freaking Out Over Waiting For Shredded Cheese At Restaurant (22 Pics)
ByNate June 29, 2020June 30, 2020
23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)
ByHannah June 28, 2020July 26, 2020
17 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Employees
ByJason Mustian June 28, 2020June 28, 2020
“Karens” Make Up Fake Gov. Agency And Bogus “Exempt” Cards To Get Out Of Wearing Masks
ByNate June 26, 2020