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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Sorry 🙁

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” – Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. – Mitch Hedberg 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 20. 21. 22. 23. 24.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. – Norm Crosby 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“Mike, put that down. Never eat yellow snow.” – My uncle Tim 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. When you’re downstairs chilling but your wife is upstairs breastfeeding. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 17. 18. 19. 20. 21.

“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn’t bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you.” – Swimming With Sharks 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. ❤️ 20.  

I’m going to be headed out on vacation so for the next week I’ll be throwing up “best of” versions of my normal posts. All of my personal favorites. These are my fav comments, comebacks, insults, and over just really funny replies. Or at least the ones that stand out in my mind. Remember, you…

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”– Margaret Mead 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“Yeah, but if you were me then I’d be you, and I’d use YOUR body to get to the top. You can’t stop me no matter who you are!” – Ace Ventura 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17….

Almost all comments online shouldn’t be made, but some of them are cursed comments. A comment that makes you log off for the day. An arrangement of words that makes you want to take a hot shower and go to bed. These comments. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12….

“Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.”– F. Scott Fitzgerald 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”– Lily Tomlin 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. BONUS COMMENT, USER SUBMITTED:

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”– Billy Wilder 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”– Doug Larson 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Pretty sure this is one of you roasting me on…

“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”– Betty White 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”– Don Marquis 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans Community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”– Harlan Ellison 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”– Bill Watterson 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”– Harlan Ellison 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29.

“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”– E. B. White 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”– Bill Vaughan 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19.

“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.” – Bertrand Russell 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 💪 18. 19. 20.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” –  Albert Einstein 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15.

“Weirdo.” “Sucker of big brown dirty eggs!” “Idiot.” “Licker of salmon-fried fish!” “Moron.” “Raider of the lost fart!” “Rump-roast!” “Licker of dirty chicken butts!” “Buttfish!” “Soiler of towels!” – Dumb And Dumber (1994) 1. Just…why? 2. Not gonna lie I’d be into it. 3. Only perfection for me, bro. 4. Let people be who they…

Instead of a famous quote, I wanted to wish all of you a Happy New Year. I mean, it can’t be any worse, right? Probably shouldn’t have even typed that. Anywho, I seriously doubt people will stop zinging each other online. Funny internet comments will always be there, scattered around the belligerent, misspelled rants. There’s…

“I beat the sh*t out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don’t know. Like I accomplished something.” – Bad Santa 1. That music would suck. 2. We are never going back…

“If my dog was as ugly as you I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.” – The Sandlot 1. Little Nicky 2. That kid will solve his name by age 4. 3. Stay in school kids. 4. Being hot is not a skill. 5. Some of you could’ve cooked a bit longer….