Jeff Wysaski
When it was Sunday and your parents dragged you to church:
When someone says, “But we can still be friends”:
When someone starts telling an embarrassing story about you:
When you tell a joke that no one finds funny:
When Words With Friends accepts a word you just made up:
When you’re drunk and trying to hit on someone:
When someone says, “you’re wasting too much time on the Internet”:
When you watch someone walk into a room you just farted in:
When you play video games:
When you were grounded and your friends all went somewhere without you:
When you’re playing hide and seek and someone finds you:
When you walk past your crush and they are having a good time with their boyfriend/girlfriend:
When you change the radio station only to catch the very end of a really good song:
When you remember that you were supposed to be somewhere else right now:
When a person with more than 15 items gets in the express line:
When kids tell you they hate being kids and can’t wait to grow up:
When people are texting while you’re trying to talk to them:
When someone catches you talking to yourself:
most of these come from here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.