49 Jokes God Isn’t Going To Be Happy You Laughed At
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https://twitter.com/therealeatwood/status/615659444282724353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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And God said unto Abraham, "j/k u don't have to sacrifice ur son but im seriously flattered u can kill this sheep instead and make me Uggs."
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) May 1, 2014
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https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/660571276642279424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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https://twitter.com/ColoradoUgly/status/668081638971174912
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God: Babies will come out your vag.
Eve: …
God: You’ll feed them with your boobs.
Eve: …
God: …
Eve: Dude. All I did was eat an apple.— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 23, 2015
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. And then a couple of tabs so he can toggle between various genres of porn.
— stephanie mcmaster (@Smethanie) May 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/645426516432564227?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/572064755348873216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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Me: "Hey you forgot to close the door! Were you born in a barn?"
Jesus: "Yes."
Me: "Oh, it's you. Sorry, Jesus."
Jesus: "I forgive you."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 15, 2012