Mike
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God: kill your son
Abraham: uh…ok
God: holy shit I'm jk
Abraham: umm…
God: I'll probably kill mine tho lol
Abraham: wtf?— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 11, 2015
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[god, creating ducks]
Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2015
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"Jesus, what about where there only one set of footprints?" "Oh, for– Yeah, man. I left you. You're a needy whiner who can't let shit go."
— Sean Tejaratchi (@ShittingtonUK) April 7, 2013
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