Noah Berman
11.
Me putting my foot down and telling my friends I’m not drinking tonight pic.twitter.com/mTyPqnO3te
— FRANZ (@franzakeem) June 4, 2018
12.
what religion is this pic.twitter.com/Uv6BvGnBvh
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) June 7, 2018
13.
Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends, AD20 (Colourised) pic.twitter.com/Mw3Mv9ANsv
— Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) June 3, 2018
14.
Ugh one of the lucky ones 😭 https://t.co/8ybNlfw8Rp
— The Book of Eli (@EliMill3r) June 5, 2018
15.
I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back pic.twitter.com/POmyqWNPV2
— M e d d y (@MeddyCapalot) June 5, 2018
16.
They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee pic.twitter.com/d7s9cuvQFo
— Mason Ramsey⁷ (@masonramsey) June 4, 2018
17.
— alyssa (@boletusfelleus) June 6, 2018
18.
FRIEND: what's new?
ME: my wife left me for some guy at that rental car company
FRIEND: hertz?
ME: yeah [holding back tears] it really does
— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 5, 2018
19.
YOU: I have to tell you something
ME: same, let’s say it together
YOU: ME:
I want to the genie in Aladdin
break up didn't have no nipples— elvish presley (@_elvishpresley_) June 5, 2018
20.
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 23, 2018
