Noah Berman
21.
If i say “On my way” imma need u to say ok or something for confirmation or i ain’t leaving the house
— rav (@Doughbvy) May 16, 2018
22.
since i and most of my friends were born in the 90s that means that in 2069 we will all be between 70 and 80 years old, which in turn means that there’s a good chance that i or someone i know will die on 4/20/69
my therapist: whoa you’re right
— viking (@notviking) May 24, 2018
23.
Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot
— Sad Liam Hemsworth (@BennyWillard) May 31, 2018
24.
Elon musk reading headlines about autopilot crashes when humans crash thousands of times every day pic.twitter.com/dtM4ZWPydg
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) June 3, 2018
25.
straight white people asking where their heterosexual pride day at when they know damn well old navy's fourth of july sale coming up
— xavier (@_bacongod_) June 1, 2018
26.
This restaurant concealing their B health rating as a “brunch” sign is just me as a person pic.twitter.com/W4NWpTP5qP
— Jordan Blok (@jordaanblok) February 25, 2018
27.
Remember when maths teachers said “you won’t have a calculator on you all the time when you’re older” well guess what, I do and I keep it in my pocket right next to my phone
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) May 23, 2018
28.
Took 28 years to realise that no matter what the meeting is about, if you randomly chime in with 'it's just about finding that balance' people will always agree.
— adam hess (@adamhess1) March 21, 2018
29.
you either unpack ur luggage immediately when you get home or you do it 10 weeks later. no in-between.
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) June 4, 2018
30.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy going out on the weekends, but, when you find the right girl, there’s something super relaxing about just laying in bed with her on a Saturday night, taking it easy & capping off the night by handing her the $350/hour she charges for her escort service
— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvobodny) June 3, 2018
