30 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
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https://twitter.com/Doughbvy/status/996855379215532032
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https://twitter.com/notviking/status/999532734069424130
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Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot
— walmart brand chris evans (@BennyWillard) May 31, 2018
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Elon musk reading headlines about autopilot crashes when humans crash thousands of times every day pic.twitter.com/dtM4ZWPydg
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) June 3, 2018
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straight white people asking where their heterosexual pride day at when they know damn well old navy's fourth of july sale coming up
— soju boy (@_bacongod_) June 1, 2018
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https://twitter.com/jordaanblok/status/967901286707355649
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https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/999157245093888001
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https://twitter.com/adamhess1/status/976490644544860160
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you either unpack ur luggage immediately when you get home or you do it 10 weeks later. no in-between.
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) June 4, 2018
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Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy going out on the weekends, but, when you find the right girl, there’s something super relaxing about just laying in bed with her on a Saturday night, taking it easy & capping off the night by handing her the $350/hour she charges for her escort service
— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvobodny) June 3, 2018
