30 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday

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https://twitter.com/Doughbvy/status/996855379215532032

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https://twitter.com/notviking/status/999532734069424130

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Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot

— walmart brand chris evans (@BennyWillard) May 31, 2018

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Elon musk reading headlines about autopilot crashes when humans crash thousands of times every day pic.twitter.com/dtM4ZWPydg

— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) June 3, 2018

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straight white people asking where their heterosexual pride day at when they know damn well old navy's fourth of july sale coming up

— soju boy (@_bacongod_) June 1, 2018

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https://twitter.com/jordaanblok/status/967901286707355649

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https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/999157245093888001

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https://twitter.com/adamhess1/status/976490644544860160

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https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/1003497147864625152

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Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy going out on the weekends, but, when you find the right girl, there’s something super relaxing about just laying in bed with her on a Saturday night, taking it easy & capping off the night by handing her the $350/hour she charges for her escort service

— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvobodny) June 3, 2018