Mike
There’s plenty of funniest tweets lists out there, but this one is special. It’s special because I take the time to find you the best of the best. My twitter roundup is so good it will make you kiss your fingers like an Italian chef. Enjoy.
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https://twitter.com/queenozymandias/status/1065805797509160961
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https://twitter.com/carson__hudson/status/1065468793059708928
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Ran into your boyfriend at Lowe’s pic.twitter.com/WuQN89j8VX
— Bruisey (@Bruisey) August 22, 2018
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BABY SHARK pic.twitter.com/AekpOQBxGu
— Rhet (@rhet_hailey) November 23, 2018
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WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) November 22, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ogpixel2/status/1065120168009965574
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https://twitter.com/ihatejoelkim/status/1065649841500549120
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In middle school I typed an entire paper while clicking the space bar twice between each word bc i thought that’s what double spaced meant
— Madison (@madskeen) November 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/JuliaMoore179/status/1065000023346331648
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https://twitter.com/frvnki/status/1064673093296300032
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https://twitter.com/nonnaay_/status/1065346238206357504
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T-REX: listen up pal
AL: my name is al
PTERODACTYL: that’s what he said— Blake (@dksc4life) February 3, 2018
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"Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
"Brochure"
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) November 16, 2018
14.
Me: Any news?
Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray.
Me: But I've never dated anyone called Ray.
Doctor: And we might do a brain scan.
— ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) March 7, 2018
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The plot of every Hallmark movie is about a career woman who is too busy for love but she has to move to a small town where a handsome local bachelor teaches her about the true spirit of the holiday. It starts snowing and they kiss. There is also a dog.
— Joel Doubleyou (@JoelDoubleyou) November 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/kendraaaleighh/status/1050514763673874433
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https://twitter.com/nowayjxse/status/1064080739237392384
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How come you guys never told me this iPhone trick? I feel duped. pic.twitter.com/2RfRhI4Y1X
— Krissy Brierre-Davis (@krissybdavis) November 18, 2018
19.
Didn’t see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said “ I had so much tea to spill that I didn’t want to forget any details” lmaooooo
— sas (@silvermilk_) November 18, 2018
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https://twitter.com/FLJBieber/status/1063868145629188096
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https://twitter.com/Jelly_Ehles/status/1063302210405097472
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https://twitter.com/lynseyspiderman/status/1063527713724686342
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I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person
— Maria Bystry (@Maria_Zembillas) November 6, 2018
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concept: goth ranch pic.twitter.com/9gFV9qmIwP
— small and very tiny joseph (@PseudesAkris) November 15, 2018
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https://twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/status/1063592555563151360