So much of Twitter is disposable content. Actually, that goes for most of the internet. But sometimes a person will tweet something that really makes you stop in your tracks and think.
Maybe it’s a thought that person had that is so relatable or hilarious, or a realization, or something that should exist but doesn’t. Like, we can get Shazam for songs and shoes and birds and plants, why can’t we get Shazam for other people’s emotions?
Sometimes it’s just a cute picture, the most perfectly cute picture that ever cuted.
These are the things that pop into our brains right before we fall asleep, or as we stand in the shower trying to wake up in the mornings. Things that are simple but hit the nail right on the head.
i just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? we had an olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.'
and i just stared off into the distance like
— Premee (@premeesaurus) November 25, 2018
i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea https://t.co/593QbZF4TL
— ☪︎ (@MOONEMOTlCON) November 27, 2018
do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
— 🥀wolf🥀 (@wolfyneyda) April 6, 2018
what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
— Shóna Kelly (@shonakellyx3) November 28, 2018
what if u spelled jeff like jephph
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 31, 2018
Damn hitting a bong uses all four elements
— fair lady (@k0mikazi) November 16, 2018
katy perry really asked us if we ever felt like a plastic bag. she really asked us that
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) September 29, 2018
why did US schools teach us how to square dance in the fourth grade what was the reason
— free britney (@esnytrash) November 17, 2018
One time at a party sophomore year I asked a guy if I could hit his vape and he said “this is my insulin pen, I have diabetes” and I think about it everyday
— Anna Fox (@AnnaMichelleFox) October 1, 2018
Anxiety is just spicy thoughts
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) October 18, 2018