Dean
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So I sent a Google survey to everyone who's ghosted me in the last six months pic.twitter.com/7hf66t7ssX
— ｊａｚ ｓｕｆｉ (@calamityjaz) December 2, 2018
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always thinking about how the US Geological Survey couldn’t classify this bee so they put its genus and species into their official government files as “bee cute furry face” pic.twitter.com/Dn0Z4OipsT
— bug (@BUGPOSTING) November 7, 2018
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I found a tiny denim jacket at goodwill pic.twitter.com/xRpr0ZEX8Q
— alysse (@alyssemazakian) November 4, 2018
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— Jon Jarrett (@jonjarrett66) October 27, 2018
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Thought I went colour blind in Asda today pic.twitter.com/MNBOseOBqI
— Holly McKee (@hollyhollsholly) October 19, 2018
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I don't usually yell at my kids. But he deserved it. pic.twitter.com/0Bo9Hsecvx
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) October 11, 2018
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Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) October 8, 2018
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My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math.
Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says,
"The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis…you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"— Kaitlyn Greenidge (@surlybassey) November 7, 2018
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i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up. pic.twitter.com/5OTf5aR4vm
— JΞVH M (@Jevholution) September 3, 2018
40.
i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him pic.twitter.com/guDBlP3iw3
— han (@hannahhhhxoxo) August 22, 2018
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my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman"
— Jerry (@Jerrypleasure) August 9, 2018
H/T BuzzFeed