41 Tweets I Still Think About Regularly
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Ever had a dream with someone in it who didn't quite make sense? They were in your life, but not on a dream level? Like, I don't know why I'm drowning in this car submerged in a lake, but I especially don't know why I'm doing it with you, girl from my junior year sociology class.
— GL (@gldivittorio) October 6, 2018
22.
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal
— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
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dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know
— Jayleez (@Jayleezya) October 10, 2018
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It’s impossible to buy a mirror that isn’t used
— Boog (@bewgtweets) September 28, 2018
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triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture
— shawntilly lace (@sh_wnee) September 12, 2018
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https://twitter.com/OkigboXL/status/1072600504688103430
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https://twitter.com/OkigboXL/status/1072600504688103430
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https://twitter.com/herbehancock/status/1071229177083453441
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[inventing the toaster]
engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4
chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) November 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/OkigboXL/status/1066150878418296833