Mike
Being in love with a Target fanatic is a lot like being in an open relationship, except instead of banging other people on the side, your S.O. is banging the 50% off sale in the bathroom aisle for all Target cardholders. Okay maybe that’s a bit extreme, but the point is if you’ve got a Targét (accent mark on the é intended) super-fan, these Target Tweets will make you giggle.
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My husband goes to Target with a list and comes home with ONLY THE ITEMS ON THE LIST. What kind of monster did I marry?
— Pinot Mommy 🍷 (@Emilysmomlife) March 9, 2017
2.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— the wicked witch of the east bro (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
3.
Hey guys, if your wife says she's at home doing laundry, she's lying. She's at Target, they're all at Target, literally right this minute.
— BornHusky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015
4.
My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017
5.
I ran into Target to buy pencils & accidentally spent $257.63.
Long story short, my husband says I'm not allowed to go to Target anymore.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 4, 2017
6.
https://twitter.com/MikeWehner/status/892053064349347840
7.
Me after a trip at target with the wife pic.twitter.com/KB3nALJNeF
— khoa (@khoa_nguyen) October 9, 2017
8.
Wife had a bunch of rum drinks tonight and we somehow ended up at Target pic.twitter.com/kM0OxcA7No
— bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) July 26, 2017
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EVERYTIME I turn around to say something to my wife while we’re at @Target she’s pic.twitter.com/ALKxO2Inz1
— RayApollo (@RayApollo) October 21, 2017
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https://twitter.com/TheRealJoeyBel/status/919664053445947393
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https://twitter.com/squeeeeeak/status/878782037276196868
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https://twitter.com/Phook75/status/923684583866060800
12.
in this house we are not friends with people who don't like going to target
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 20, 2017
13.
I ran into Target to buy pencils & accidentally spent $257.63.
Long story short, my husband says I'm not allowed to go to Target anymore.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 4, 2017
14.
https://twitter.com/Phook75/status/909848492058775552
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https://twitter.com/ItsKodyBreh/status/922999567586439168
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Husband: Just go to Target by yourself. I'll put the kids to bed.
-Mommy porn
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) July 15, 2016
17.
A man to his wife at Target: "You've reached the end of Target, its time to go home" 😂😂😂😂
— Kiana (@OhItsKianaa) October 7, 2017
18.
Me: *grabs 4 things from the dollar section at target*
Also me: *puts them back 5 mins later*
Husband: wow. You’ve grown so much.
— lkellss (@lkellysss) October 25, 2017
19.
this couple at Target was fighting and the guy goes “we should’ve gone to Walmart it’s way better” and she deadass broke up with him
— mel (@MelindaNicole3) October 5, 2017
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https://twitter.com/wtyler/status/455110368801853441
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Saturday night! Gonna P.A.R.T.Y. right after I spend 4 hrs in Target sending my husband pics of lightbulbs to make sure I got the right ones
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 25, 2017
22.
"I could just get Quilted Northern and you can get whatever your brand is," the most married man in Target sighs into speaker phone.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 20, 2017
23.
Me: Go to target for dish wash soap. Buy 140 dollars in clothes for Margot
Target: Free $10 Gift Card
Me: pic.twitter.com/k98qO4Cuga
— Aaron Tomplait (@tomplaita) November 2, 2017
Currently putting all these Target tweets in my cart.