Mike
It was hard to whittle these funny tweets down to just 15, but once we opened the door to having people pay us to include them, we were able to narrow it down really easily.
(Note: That’s a joke but we’d also gladly include your funny tweets if you pay us.)
1.
https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1154079359864623111
2.
my 6’2 gf and i got into a really bad argument today so she picked me up and put me on top of this dresser as a punishment 😕 pic.twitter.com/hZEkO6GyFw
— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) July 22, 2019
3.
https://twitter.com/imchriskelly/status/1152286527403094016
4.
https://twitter.com/ColeEscola/status/1154056334939185152
5.
https://twitter.com/TompOfficial/status/1153857446181572609
6.
https://twitter.com/csestajacobs/status/1153537506949730305
7.
https://twitter.com/SimplySnaccbar/status/1153657882304368640
8.
Fellas how firm is your after-sex handshake? I don't want to go too hard like I still have something to prove
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) July 25, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/gIimmerin/status/1153792500659675137
10.
how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doing long division
— James (@CaucasianJames) July 25, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/itssdarwinn/status/1154113939426488321
12.
https://twitter.com/JaIenSkutt/status/1154045369170329600
13.
why does this dog look like richard gere pic.twitter.com/XLylaBofPQ
— nevona (@nevona) July 24, 2019
14.
Keith Hernandez the real savage. pic.twitter.com/MDC9E3VI1q
— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) July 21, 2019
15.
Tennis player at Wimbledon gets hit in groin
Director: CUT TO WOODY HARRELSON
pic.twitter.com/o2zWLNRGer— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) July 13, 2019