35 Dogs Who Have Real Jobs And Are Dang Good At Them

There’s good customer service, and then there’s dog customer service. Humans can’t really compete. Dogs aren’t rude. Dogs won’t ignore you when they’re “on break.” 5 stars all around for these very good boys and girls.

1. I Took My Dog To The Vet Today And Met This Guy. The Sign Underneath Is The Best Part

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2. This Best Boy Helping Children Testify

3. My Local Hardware Store Has A Dog That Follows You Around And Takes Your Items To The Counter For You

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4. Lifeguard Doggos In Croatia

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5. My Buddy’s Dog Who Is Trained To Dig Up Sea Turtle Nests So They Can Be Safely Incubated And Set Free After The Hatch

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6. Jax Is The Official Stamp Licker At The Post Office

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7. Good Boy Uuno Works Very Hard As A Video Game Developer

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8. This Flower Shop Has A Flower Assistant Who Just Needed To Take A Break In A Bed Of Flowers

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9. Pilot Scares Away All The Birds Who Might Otherwise Come Into Contact With Aircraft At Vancouver Airport

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10. My Truffle Hunter With The 18oz Of White Truffles She Found Today

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11. This Police Puppy

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12. This Is Oreo And He’s The Greeter At Our Menswear Store

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13. The Newest Employee At Our Funeral Home, Luna. The Sleepy Comfort Pup

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14. K9 At Their Training

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15. This Is Pickle, A Certified Search Dog For BC Search & Rescue. Here He Is Posing Proudly With A Shoe He Found

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16. Meet Hope! She Gave Kisses And Candy At The Airport On Valentine’s Day

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17. This Bar I Go To Has A Roof Where The Security Guard Stays In One Spot To Welcome Guests

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18. Barney Is An Assistant And All-Round Good Boy At The Post Office In Drumshambo, County Leitrim, Ireland

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19. Biscuit, A Staff Morale Officer

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20. Dog Mechanic On The Job

21. Very Good Boy Helped Me At The Body Shop Today After I Got Into An Accident. Best Customer Service I’ve Had In A While

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22. Met This Good Girl At The San Diego Airport. She’s There To Brighten Your Day And Ease Your Travel Anxieties

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23. All The Good Therapy Doggos At The Hospital

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24. Met A Very Good Boy Today, Complete With His Own Business Cards

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25. Meet Aunt B, A Young Mini Doodle With A Very Important Job. She Works For Funeral Homes, As A Comfort Dog For People Who’ve Lost Loved Ones

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome