Mike
Look, if you’re going to fail, fail hard. Why fizzle out when you could explode in a blaze of glory?
Sure, sometimes it’s not even your fault. You failed, not by anything you tried, but purely by being in the wrong place at the wrong time. My point is: take pictures or videos and post them on the internet so I can put them in here. Thank you.
1. Ok, we’ve all done this.
2. Please don’t feed the trains.
3. I don’t think this new rideshare service will catch on.
4. How many frozen pizzas does it take to change an oven lightbulb?
5. You live on the roof now.
6. No means no. Even with porcupines.
7. That satisfying feeling of peeling the plastic off of a new piece of electronics is not what he got.
8. Logo for a computer science school or…?
9. I swear this has never happened to me before.
10. Bad name for a wheelchair company or maybe she had it coming.
11. Hey, let’s make a glass stovetop to hold heavy pots and pans.
12. Low-calorie air-filled donuts.
13. The bird mafia sends its regards.
14. When you’re pulling away from the gate and see your bag for the last time.
15. It’s gone. Don’t do it.
