15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

On my friend’s 21st birthday we were all going out drinking. Before he left, his grandfather told him if he really wanted to drink everyone under the table he should drink 3 shots of olive oil to “coat his stomach.” So he did, and as soon as we got to the bar he shit his pants.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome