Pat Tobin (@tastefactory) is one of the first people I followed on Twitter. We share the same silly sense of humor and a deep love for horror movies. Over the years I’ve had the opportunity to hang out with Pat and he’s also just a really swell human being.
Here’s what he had to say in our weekly Pleated-Jeans twitter showcase.
PJ: What particular mental illness made you want to put yourself out there on the internet?
I have depression and anxiety. There’s a pretty constant voice in my head saying I suck. I think I put myself out there because I’ve realized over the years that there are a lot of other people who deal with similar problems and who have a skewed view of the world and how dumb life is. There’s really nothing more soothing than laughing at life, and making others laugh with you. Life is scary, being alone with your thoughts is scary. When you put those thoughts out there for a lot of people to read and share with you, it builds a sense of camaraderie, like everything’s gonna be ok for you, and for everyone else.
PJ: What’s the creepiest DM you’ve ever gotten from a fan?
I was added by some rando to a DM group with Edward Snowden and Grumpy Cat and the person sent an article about how an Indian movie wasn’t based on true events. Still have no idea what that was about.
PJ: If you could have dinner with anyone in history, alive or dead, who would it be or would you just eat 2 dinners by yourself?
Stephen King. I’d love to ask him a million questions about his process, inspiration, etc.
PJ: Do you think you need to have had a messed up childhood to be funny?
I don’t know if people need to have a messed up childhood to be funny but it’s a big plus. I was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease when I was 13 and was sick all the time and felt like an abnormal outsider when all the other kids had normal intestines. Since I was sick a lot I spent tons of time watching movies and reading and drawing and getting lost in my head. I think having trauma or difficulty in childhood forces you to build up a tough cynical worldview which is often best for comedy.
PJ: What was your introduction to comedy?
One of my friends growing up was insanely funny from when I met him at age 9. He ALWAYS had something funny to say, lightning-fast, to any situation that came up. It was a riot listening to him. He was someone who shaped my sense of humor. Also, as a teenager, I think The State on MTV was the first time I thought, “oh ok, there are other fucking weirdo lunatics out there with a dumb sense of humor.” It was the first time I felt understood, as weird as that may sound.
Some of Pat’s best tweets:
1.
When parents say to kids “go to ur room & think about what you’ve done” it’s really good practice for what you’ll do every night as an adult
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 18, 2015
2.
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
3.
MUSEUM VISITOR: That rodent looks stupid
RODENT: I’ll get you for this! pic.twitter.com/W3W1DKTruZ— pat tobin (@tastefactory) December 23, 2015
4.
Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front*
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) February 28, 2014
5.
Scooby Doo looking ass goat pic.twitter.com/A8GSoWq3K1
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) January 28, 2018
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I’m gonna tell my kids this is Danny DeVito pic.twitter.com/FglUvA5f8z
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 19, 2019
7.
Young mom: My baby is 34 months
Me: Oh really I’m 407 months yeah I hope you like doing math you piece of shit— pat tobin (@tastefactory) February 17, 2016
8.
[At dinner w girlfriend’s parents] “Watch this” *pretends to play plate like tambourine* *her dad gives her a secret thumbs up but I see it*
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 27, 2014
9.
COWARDLY LION: Give me courage
SCARECROW: Give me a brain
ROB THOMAS: Gimme a heart, make it real or else forget about it
TIN MAN: Oh ok Rob— pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 9, 2015
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In their paintings, the forefathers all look like the painter was telling them bad jokes the whole time. pic.twitter.com/SqLioW72qE
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) May 29, 2015
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PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms:
LOL – Lucifer Our Lord
BRB – Burn Religious Books
TBH – Tell Beelzebub Hi— pat tobin (@tastefactory) December 26, 2014
12.
[intervention]
SHAGGY:Like what’s up guys?
VELMA: U need to stop using drugs
SHAGGY:Let’s get outta here Scoob
FRED:Scooby died 15 years ago— pat tobin (@tastefactory) February 27, 2015
13.
There is a factory somewhere that makes googly eyes. There are guys that wake up in the morning and go to work at the googly eye factory.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) February 1, 2013
14.
[on phone] Haha no I’m not sitting around alone on a Saturday night dude. I’m hanging with my bros…uh…Jeff Boyardee and…um…Ned Flix.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 26, 2014
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Oh great, I just remembered I’m a weird, self-aware animal that lives on a big scary space rock.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) May 28, 2013