The entire concept of Santa Claus is strange, but the part that always irked me the most was having to go see the mall Santa.
While I loved Santa for bringing me toys every year, I knew the Santa at the mall wasn’t the real deal. There was always something off about him. No matter who is was playing Santa, they always had a weird aura about them.
From my collective experiences with various mall Santas over the years, I feel qualified to bring you The Anatomy of a Mall Santa. Enjoy.