A Tribute To The Majestic Trash Panda (20 Pics & Gifs)

I used to be the director at a YMCA summer camp. At the end of every summer, we’d take the kids out to the woods on a big camping trip. That night while the kids slept, the counselors and I would take shifts staying up and keeping watch. During my shift, I heard a commotion near the trashcans, and when I went to inspect I found two raccoons. They were breaking into the park’s newly installed “raccoon-proof trashcans.” One was boosting the other up so it could reach under the “raccoon-proof” park and pull the release. It was amazing. They really do seem like tiny people in raccoon suits. Anyway, I love them and wanted to do a post about them, so here you go.

1. Free solo.

2. I demand you rub his belly immediately.

3. The cutest 69ing ever.

4. The sounds fantastic.

5. Come on inside, lil fella.

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8. Anything you can do they can do better.

9. Checks all the boxes.

10. My kind of party.

11. My kind of cult.

12. Best day ever? Yeah.

13. Yes.

14. My heart.

15. She said yes.

16. The panic.

17. Seems fair.

18. Those tiny people hands.

19. My ideal dinner guest.

20. And then a movie and snacks.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome