Absolute Units Plumper Than A Christmas Goose (21 Chonks)

Who doesn’t love a good chonky boi? A floof. A loaf. They’re all wonderful. I feel like that really thicc cat went viral a couple of years ago but then people forgot the majesty of the rotund animal. Well, forget no longer.

1. Eat chicken.

2. Hakuna Potato.

3. Oh lawd they boatin’.

boat thieving units from r/AbsoluteUnits

4. Little help?

5. Praise the sun.

6. Does…does he work there?

7. Eat all of your Frosted Flakes, kids.

This huge 700 pound Siberian Tiger from r/AbsoluteUnits

8. This mountain lion has a chin-up bar somewhere.

9. “Y’all got any spare picnic baskets, or nah?”

10. Didn’t even know geckos could get thicc.

11. I’ve never seen a creature so at peace.

12. What if the 101 Dalmatians were just one dalmatian?

13. Thought this was cauliflower for a sec.

15. Who is walking who, right? Get it???

The dog from Sandlot from r/AbsoluteUnits

16. Reminds me of the cat from Fievel Goes West.

17. The leash is just for show.

18. Good lord!

19. The demon dog statues from Ghostbusters.

20. I shall call him Rambo.

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome