Tinder Match Tells Story Of How Her Dad Bought A Cow Just To Spite Her

Never thought I’d find myself writing the phrase “spite cow” but here we are.

Now, as Abraham Lincoln once said: “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

But sometimes you read a story so petty you can’t help but hope it’s true.

Let’s just go with that. Assume it’s true and funny, and just have a fun next few minutes reading about it.

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