Mike
I’m gonna start off by saying my mother makes some bold and misinformed emoji choices. She ens most texts to me with 😍 thinking it means “I love you” which is sweet but disturbing to receive from my mother. We won’t even get started on the weird sayings she peppers in. (Mom if you’re reading this I’m sorry and everything you do is perfect.)
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Is there something trivial that your parents say that really fucking annoys you for no good reason? My mum accidentally calling Pets at Home ‘Pets City’ for the past twelve years is right up there
— Jamie (@Sinclair1875) January 10, 2020
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