Buckle Up, This Viral Thread Is About To Teach You More About Triscuits Than You Probably Ever Wanted To Know

If you’ve ever wanted to take a bite out of a wicker basket then Triscuits are for you. Other than that, I don’t really know much about them.

Lucky for us, @sageboggs knows more about Triscuits than anyone has ever cared to, and he’s dropping some knowledge.

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And what will Twitter do now that this information has been bestowed upon them???

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And my personal favorite:

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome