Mike
Who could use a laugh? Stay safe, stay indoors if you can, and stay informed without watching a non-stop stream of news.
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Me watching some of y’all pretend to miss shit y’all wasn’t even doing anyway pic.twitter.com/c37L7aPsyC
— Samira Basley (@SAMIRABASLEY) April 3, 2020
2.
my most erotic and forbidden fantasy… a nice meal in a restaurant with 6-8 friends… perhaps i am late because of a subway delay. perhaps the pasta is overcooked…. ah! i am getting ahead of myself
— ASYA (@communistbabe) April 1, 2020
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wash your hands pic.twitter.com/Kq5lqTHPef
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 2, 2020
4.
y’all making these TikTok videos but couldn’t make a PowerPoint in school
— 6’3 For No Reason (@PlayboiJxy) April 2, 2020
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Damn no one’s even mentioned this entire month is 420. We’ve strayed so far from the Light.
— No one you follow (@Salle2Shooz) April 1, 2020
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Listen to how she says corona virus Lmfaooo kids so slow pic.twitter.com/ip0SsKPCJm
— Marquise Shepard (@WoahDereQuise) April 2, 2020
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Social distancing baptism pic.twitter.com/S1CJiNPcOC
— Stephen (@GeronimoFrost) April 1, 2020
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brands right now pic.twitter.com/jNE2II9I16
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) April 1, 2020
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Chuck E Cheese on Gunhill goes rogue and has zero fucks left to give pic.twitter.com/TWSJ37tX5F
— RadioFreeBronx (@RadioFreeBronx) March 30, 2020
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Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) March 29, 2020
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This is how I picture the first night out after being quarantined. pic.twitter.com/ckFL9ArGuV
— Tori Porciello (@toriporciello) March 28, 2020
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Y’all look at how coach ham gets into his truck pic.twitter.com/tLOJXdzBgE
— (@kiingk__) May 24, 2019
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wwyd if i put my cursor over ur cursor in the google doc
— logan (@brainwxrms) April 1, 2020
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I’m high so I’ll say this: I wish I could hold my friends as babies
— patient nero (@narkgregsputnik) April 1, 2020
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https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1245913225767444483
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.@ChuckECheese put the skee ball in the parking lot, mouse
— (@KLobstar) April 1, 2020
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the government should give us each $8,000 not because that’s how much a batman pinball machine costs it’s for a different reason
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 31, 2020
18.
it’s officially big boy season baby pic.twitter.com/jcwMNSHF8R
— orville pecker (@literate_coyote) March 28, 2020
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Here’s your daily Lulu update – she’s not the best chess partner but she’s getting there. If you’ve been putting off something like learning chess with your family, use the time you’d normally be out and about. pic.twitter.com/S3QoBJtO7q
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 30, 2020
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Day 17: morale is weird pic.twitter.com/TW4Xdv0qJH
— Garrett Williams (@badboygargar) March 30, 2020
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Bidet? No thank you. I got a water gun and a friend who can keep a secret
— Rauce Padgett (@RaucePadgett) March 24, 2020
22.
biggest choke job in middle earth history pic.twitter.com/Qg31uUqaPe
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) March 29, 2020
23.
sometimes to reward myself, i will open up one browser tab for work and one for me
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 27, 2020
24.
I don’t need sports to drink 8 beers and yell at my TV.
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) March 28, 2020
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The Galapagos finches evolved unique traits after being geographically isolated from each other. What will yours be? I hope I can dunk.
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 2, 2020