Mike
I’m sure you had time to read all the great tweets this week but just in case you didn’t here are the 25 best. Funny jokes are good medicine.
1.
if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay
— al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/walkercapl/status/1264400577636810752?s=20
3.
https://twitter.com/chisakanon/status/1264971049248096256?s=20
4.
https://twitter.com/sistersome/status/1264986483280265217?s=20
5.
*books a quick flight to Kansas City*
*sprints from airport to this sign*
*gasps for breath*
so….does…your…mom pic.twitter.com/yFctv0GEUz— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) May 25, 2020
6.
https://twitter.com/TBrown_80/status/1264912097059749889?s=20
7.
https://twitter.com/victoriaxxviii/status/1265635189063065603?s=20
8.
https://twitter.com/BrendanDaGawd/status/1264619887353139200?s=20
9.
https://twitter.com/drankturpentine/status/1264737706954784768?s=20
10.
https://twitter.com/samaracello/status/1264211335425990657?s=20
11.
https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1263831327079575553?s=20
12.
https://twitter.com/andrwwang/status/1265021043866873856?s=20
13.
https://twitter.com/dosesofkae_/status/1264937534259421184?s=20
14.
https://twitter.com/shirajgold/status/1265300198668095488?s=20
15.
https://twitter.com/dykefataIe/status/1264883705778241537?s=20
16.
https://twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/1265007751106908161?s=20
17.
https://twitter.com/GabbiBoyd/status/1264761707320283146?s=20
18.
https://twitter.com/dlicj/status/1265030351681802240?s=20
19.
https://twitter.com/zachbdunn/status/1265508914931683328?s=20
20.
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1265120729957150720?s=20
21.
https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1266404973354512384?s=20
22.
https://twitter.com/BoogTweets/status/1265774788032806930?s=20
23.
https://twitter.com/a_busy_woman/status/1265141598956015617?s=20
24.
https://twitter.com/keatsfanclub/status/1259875135449751552?s=20
25.
https://twitter.com/saintcignatius/status/1259925640687620096?s=20