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Biological Warfare Expert Explains Why You Shouldn’t Swim In A Las Vegas Pool

I’m ready for things to open up again but maybe we should wait on opening pools, especially in Las Vegas. I’m willing to bet that if you’ve been in a Las Vegas pool, you’re immune to coronavirus.

If you plan on going there anytime soon read this gross Twitter thread by a biological warfare specialist Dan Kaszeta who can tell you exactly what you’ll be swimming in.

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