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Strict Parents, Weird Rules — A Twitter Thread (24 Tweets)

I don’t have any kids but parenting looks tough. The things strict parents do to shelter their kids will end up being shared on Twitter. This thread talking about the things strict parents do will make you feel better or worse about your childhood.

Children of strict parents: what was one of your weirdest rules? I wasn’t allowed to wear shorts on Sunday. Apparently it made us too rowdy for Jesus. I’m still unclear.

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